January 12, 2009
Blame me. Go ahead. I don’t know how you’ll do it, but judging from some of your past emails – your “get back” will be both creative and devestating. Sure, I may have known for months…and, sure, knowing might have saved you some big bucks on your holiday shopping. But in my defense…things get REALLY busy at Fathead during the holidays and, honestly, it just slipped my mind! For the few of you who don’t know yet, here’s the skinny:
Every day, Fathead.com offers two HOT products at HALF OFF called the REAL.BIG. Deal of the Day to members of Fathead Nation. When I say hot, I’m talking some of the biggest names in sports and entertainment like Emmitt Smith and the Dark Knight! Or LeBron James and Homer Simpson! Or Brett Favre and Hannah Montana! If you happened to click on any of the previously linked superstars, apologies, those are past and potentially future deals…but still pretty sweet wall graphics, huh?
To make up for my memory lapse and prevent reader retribution, here’s some super-secret inside information that nobody else in the world knows. Only you are privy to this, my friend. Tomorrow’s REAL.BIG. Deals of the Day are…
Peyton Manning and the Superman logo. Either can be yours at HALF PRICE – TOMORROW - when you sign-up for Fathead Nation. Just go to Fathead.com tomorrow and click on the ad that says “REAL.BIG. Pride.” Then score yourself a Petyon Manning or a Superman logo Fathead for 50% off the regular price.
So…we’re cool now, right?
October 7, 2008
Houston Texans Team Logo: Fathead Wall Graphic
By Ignacio Salazar
The Texans dropped a big one this weekend…quite possibly the biggest in the team’s history. Because of a viral infection sidelining Matt Shaub, Sage Rosenfels made an emergency start. Since Shaub’s performance has been mediocre at best this season, Rosenfels had what could have been his golden opportunity to take over at the quarterback position.
For the first 55 minutes, Rosenfels was amazing, but then his wheels came off…costing the winless Texans yet another shot at posting a number in their win column.
With a 27-10 lead and less than five minutes left to play, the Indianapolis Colts (2-2), lead by Peyton Manning scored 21 points in 2:10.
Ultimately, their loss came down to three blunders by Rosenfels.
Indianapolis Colts Team Logo: Fathead Wall Graphic
Rosenfels Blunder 1: He refused to slide and opted to go airborne over the defense, causing him to fumble when he was hit. Linebacker Gary Brackett snagged the loose ball and trucked 68-yards for the touchdown to make it 27-24 with 3:38 remaining on the clock.
Rosenfels Blunder 2: With a three point lead and the game winding down, all the Texans had to do was kill the clock. But on a pass play, Rosenfels rolled out to his left and Robert Mathis knocked the ball out of his hand. The Colts recovered with prime field position and took over on the Texans’ 19-yard line with 2:44 left.
Manning and the Colts offense would take the lead with under two minutes to play, resulting in Reggie Wayne making a spectacular circus-style five-yard touchdown catch to put his team ahead 31-27.
Rosenfels Blunder 3: The Texans had one final chance to get the win with 1:47 remaining, but Rosenfels threw an interception and the Colts ran out the clock for a come-from-behind win.
Andre Johnson had nine catches for 131 yards and a touchdown. Running back Steve Slaton was solid too with 16 rushes for 93 yards and two touchdowns.
July 28, 2008
I recently ordered a life-size Peyton Manning Fathead. This is a big step for me because he is, quite simply, a hero. MY hero. Now he’s my Fathead too. There are other Fathead wall graphics of Peyton out there…but this one is mine. Not only is he the athlete of the century in my book, but also one of the most humble and hard working people in the history of the game. The question that now confronts me is where to hang Peyton to optimize his “decorative dominance” in my apartment?
On The Wall Behind My Computer:
Pros:There is a huge open space in my room and I cannot imagine a better “space filler” (for lack of an appropriately godly term). He would become the focal point of the room (as if Peyton has never been the focal point of a room). His drop back will naturally be against the wall, much like it was when he pulled off the greatest comeback in the history of the NFL playoffs, overcoming a 21-3 first quarter deficit against the Patriots two seasons back.
Cons: As a writer, I’m not sure I can handle those omniscient eyes burning a hole right through my heart while I try to concentrate on my craft, my less worthy subject matter. Peyton will dwarf subject matter that I am piddling around with at any given time. Plus, I fear I will find myself asking for his advice on many of life’s obstacles, like:
“Where does the sun go when it’s dark, Peyton?”
“Hey, Peyton? How can I tell when I’m being used for my body?”
“I’m thinking about changing professions in an unstable economy – is that smart or should I wait until after the election?”
On The Wall Directly Behind My Mirror:
Pros: Every time I am prepping my hair and face to go to work, Peyton will be there to shotgun me into the new day, his “always examine the field and be ready to pull the trigger” stance behind me all the way. You see, he preps himself all year for the moment of truth and when that moment arrives, he doesn’t have to think. He simply reacts and fulfills his prior visualization. Hopefully, there will come a time when I’m nervously prepping my tuxedo to go to an awards ceremony for my next screenplay and he will be there. Behind me in the mirror, he’ll remind me, “You don’t get anywhere without dredging around for hours in the trenches. You earned this!” (I’m sure he has said that at some point.)
Cons: He might inspire in me such a level of confidence that I overshadow my superiors – causing them to feel threatened and lash out at me. The fact of the matter is, I’m just not as humble and true to the spirit of the game as Peyton.
On The Wall In The Hallway Facing The Front Door:
Pros: I will be sharing the inspiration with anyone who walks into my apartment. Visitors will subconsciously take on the “team first” mentality and do whatever it takes to make each other happy. It’s almost as if Peyton will cause everyone to check their bad attitudes at the door. That’s something I always try to remember, but frequently forget. But Peyton…he doesn’t forget. He doesn’t even have to say it. His eyes say it. And if my visitors are not willing to rise up and put their heart on the line, then they’ll just have to turn around and leave. Peyton will weed out my bad friends for me. Perfect.
Cons: Can’t think of one. We have a winner.
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